Inauguration Day (shoulda been me)

Tuesday, January 20th
12:10pm

Dear Diary,

Just heard that Barack Obama has officially been inaugurated. Ya know, he may have gotten elected, but if I wasn’t stuck with that geezer McCain, it coulda been me up there. I don’t want people to think I’m a sore loser, but let’s be honest. If it was just me on that Republican ticket, I wouldn’t have been dragged down by John. And then it would be my inauguration.

Well, it’s just a matter of time until people start to realize their big mistake, doncha know. With those unpatriotic socialists ruining Washington, people are going to realize that they need someone who’s really outside Washington to come in and fix everything up. Which is when I step back into the picture. After all, Palin 2012 is only three years away – and only two until I should start campaigning again. Of course, I need to stay in the national spotlight so I retain all my fans. But it shouldn’t be hard. Just a couple more videos and I’ll be set. Haven’t thought about my running mate, but I’m sure anyone will help me get elected. It won’t be long until our country regrets it’s mistake and will put me in office regardless of who I’m with.

Love yah!
Sarah

Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Sarah Palin