Friday, October 24th

10:08PM

Dear Diary,

Uproar over amount spent on make-up artist. Find this unfair as is accepted truth that significant percentage of electorate is swayed by attractive appearance and status of VPILF. Do these men think beauty is free?

Also, apparently scientific community less than pleased over off-hand comment about funding for ridiculous little pet projects like fruit fly research in France. Stand behind comment as is well-known fact that fruit flies do not suffer from autism and therefore cannot be used by IDEA. [And, John, if you’re reading this, doncha know that Trig doesn’t suffer from autism either?]

After all, God wouldn’t have given us monkeys if He’d wanted us to experiment on fruit flies. Mentioned this to John and was told never to mention word ‘monkey’ again. Heard him mumble something about keeping “those crazy Creationists” on our side. Was insulted. Just because we look more like monkeys than fruit flies is not support for unproven theory of evolution.

Love yah!

Sarah

Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Sarah Palin