Clothing Scandal...Still?!

Friday, January 23, 2009
3:15pm

Dear Diary,

Outraged at recent liberal elite blog reports that I allegedly stuffed all my campaign clothes into plastic bags at the Republican National Convention headquarters in Washington, D.C. I would never do that! Who in their right mind would waste all those beautiful clothes by just putting them in trash bags to sit around unworn. Besides, I certainly wouldn’t be saving them for me. I plan to get a whole new wardrobe when it comes time to campaign for my presidency.

I  still can’t even believe the double-standard. All those Democrat cronies were allowed to spend Democrat dollars to buy their clothes. I should have been allowed to as well! I did make a speech talking about how the clothes weren’t mine and that they would get returned. Well, the truth is, I would have kept those darn clothes if it hadn’t have been for the darn elite media.

Well, when it comes time for Palin 2012, I’ll be sure to get new clothes through another, unreported source so I don’t have to deal with these ridiculous events again. And so I can keep the clothes after my Inauguration.

Love yah!
Sarah

Originally posted in The Secret Dairy of Sarah Palin