Tuesday, January 20th
12:10pm

Dear Diary,

Just heard that Barack Obama has officially been inaugurated. Ya know, he may have gotten elected, but if I wasn’t stuck with that geezer McCain, it coulda been me up there. I don’t want people to think I’m a sore loser, but let’s be honest. If it was just me on that Republican ticket, I wouldn’t have been dragged down by John. And then it would be my inauguration.

Well, it’s just a matter of time until people start to realize their big mistake, doncha know. With those unpatriotic socialists ruining Washington, people are going to realize that they need someone who’s really outside Washington to come in and fix everything up. Which is when I step back into the picture. After all, Palin 2012 is only three years away – and only two until I should start campaigning again. Of course, I need to stay in the national spotlight so I retain all my fans. But it shouldn’t be hard. Just a couple more videos and I’ll be set. Haven’t thought about my running mate, but I’m sure anyone will help me get elected.

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Monday, January 19th
12:05pm

Dear Diary,

Have just woken up after another sleepless night. I only got 10.5 hours! I must really work on getting the full 12 hours of beauty sleep that I need to maintain my good looks. Haven’t been featured as many media articles, but am working on more ways to get more in the media. Todd’s idea to fight the media and get back on the national stage was genius. He’s always been such a great support. His idea for the a documentary that vindicates me just goes to show that I was treated unfairly, and will ensure that I’m given the special treatment that I deserve during my next campaign. Not only that, exposing the media for the biased liars that they are will help draw in the base, which is always good for garnering support. Now if only I can figure out a way to draw in all conservatives…

Regardless, as today is Martin Luther King Day, I do think that people should work towards more equality for everyone. And that includes me too! I’ve suffered because of sexism, classism, and whatever –ism applies to those who are from Alaska.

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Thursday, November 20th

11:07PM

Dear Diary,

Am finally allowed unrestricted access to Internet! (Have been staying away from Yahoo just in case.) Came across website of letters to George W. Read a few letters and was surprised by intensity of hate and anger. Much worse than anti-Palin sentiments in biased media. Felt much better about self.

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Wednesday, November 5th

10:12PM

Dear Diary,

Well, that’s it, folks. Am back in Alaska.

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Tuesday, November 4th
7:03PM

Dear Diary,

Am planning 2012 presidential campaign.

Will love yah in four years,
Sarah

Originally posted in The Secret Dairy of Sarh Palin

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Tuesday, November 4th
6:26PM

Dear Diary,

Biased liberal elite media reporting incorrect results.  Calling states with only half precincts reporting!  Totally unfair.  Everyone knows mavericks pull through at last moment.

Love yah!
Sarah

Originally posted in The Secret Diary of Sarah Palin

Monday, November 3rd

10:52PM

Dear Diary,

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Saturday, November 1st

8:32PM

Dear Diary,

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Thursday, October 30th

8:14PM

Dear Diary,

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Wednesday, October 28th

7:48PM

Dear Diary,

Have heard that my way of talkin’ is good means of stirring up support among rural voters, obscuring issues, and, in general, winning election. Have compiled list of most effective Palin-isms and their English translations so as to increase use of most useful expressions in future speeches.

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